The Fine Print

My legal guy told me to tell you that while I am here to answer your every question, there are some things I just ain’t allowed to say. So don't bother asking a question that breaches confidentiality or privacy because you might not get the answer you need and it will still cost you $3.00 for each time you text.

Also, don't ask me about anything that is about violence, or something I would consider crude or rude or that would offend someone. I have no interest in responding to offensive or sexually explicit questions, or ones that invade privacy or confidentiality issues, encourage dangerous or illegal activities or be considered harmful, unethical or anything we consider upon our own judgment.

See Our Terms for more information.

One last thing, do not forget that each time you ask me a question it costs you $3.00. While this is not a lot to pay for my knowledge and wisdom, I do not recommend you ask me too many questions. Check with the bill payer as the costs adds up and I certainly don't want to have a text message from you that says: how do I pay for my mobile phone bill?

And as we reserve the right to change the price of our service, keep an eye on this website as any change will be posted right here.